Armydillo Dan is a fighting machine. He is trained to be tough, hard and mean. Always ready to attack, with a cannon on his back, just don't ask him to clean the latrine.
	Bart the Elephart was a blast Butt around him his friends all felt gassed When he came they could tell For they knew his foul smell Which would clear out a room super fast!
	Boris The Mucousaurus has a leaky snout. Wherever he goes his boogies drip out. His snot hangs from his nose which he never ever blows. When he sneezes you'd better look out!
	A Dalmutation named Fi-Do is an odd mutant beast Where he should have 1 head, he has 2 heads at least With 3 eyes in 1 head and 1 eye in the other this strange, creepy mutt could be his own brother.
	Hurley the Toucan Made a habit of pukin' 'specially while up in the air his friends would all run cause his barf weighed a ton and they didn't want chunks in their hair!
	Matt The Fat Bat couldn't fly. His big belly kept him out of the sky. He hides on the ground,like a blood thirsty hound, Bites your toe, and sucks you bone dry.
	Navy Seal is a fighter all right, protecting the world with all of his might. With his tank and harpoonthe enemy is doomed. They might as well give up the fight!
	Otis The Octapunk Said "Yo Dude, my music's not junk!" He would smash his guitar like a crazy rock star, and the octagirls would call him "OctaHunk"!
	Peter The Peegull was in trouble. He had to get to the toilet on the double If he doesn't get through the door, there'll be a puddle on the floor, for poor Peter will have burst like a bubble.
	Sledge The Hammered Head Shark isn't quite dead, some diver had flattened his head He was in a hungry mood, and was searching for food, now the diver is sushi instead!
	All of the serpents were rolling the dice They were playing each other for a pile of mice One set of dice were fake They belonged to Snake Eyes Jake He was sneaky and would win at any price.
	Splat The Road Kill Kat didn't cross at the green. A big truck was coming that couldn't be seen. To the left and the right this kat didn't look, and now poor Splat is as flat as a book!