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TWISTED TOYS (TM)
Dopeyman (TM)
He's part of an evil, twisted plan.
While the kids play his games,
He sucks out their brains,
As they rack up the sales in Japan.
No-Fur-be (TM)
This interactive toy has been exposed,
Before his fame in the nude he did pose.
When people started gawking,
He finally stopped talking,
And the public realized they've been hosed!
Teletushy(TM)
Inspite of his gross little blooper.
It's hard not to be mean,
When there's crap on the screen.
Does anyone have a pooper-scooper?
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